If sometimes you feel yourself little, useless, offended and depressed, always remember that you were once the fastest and most victorious sperm out of hundreds of millions.
I promised Charmian a blog entry a looong time ago. A blog entry about her. And it seems that she needs quite a bit of cheering up now, mankind has reared its ugly head on her and she is just horribly disappointed and disgusted. So, I'm here to cheer her up!
Ahhh, Charmian, I met her in March and there she was standing, eating an ice cream cone and totally oblivious to the dripping ice cream covering her hand. Later I found out that it was because she couldn't do anything about it, not because she was so damn freaking cool even when eating ice cream. But anyway, that was how I first saw her, that image will be staying with me forever because it's SOOO CUTE! Not many people can look that cute while having vanilla ice cream all over their hands.
Even though it wasn't long after I knew her, I could see some aspects of her character already. She was cool, in a way that you just want to know more of her, not in an unapproachable way. And her sense of humour, WOW, is simply fantastic. Not a lot of girls can joke the way she does, she's like a complete package of witty sarcasm, wackiness and...she's just got the ability to make people smile whenever she wanted to.
That was enough to make to fall head over heels in love with her but noooooo, there are more, if you can't stand this blog entry, you can always choose not to read it. Charmian was really caring too. How many of you will accompany your friend (we were still at the "friends" stage then) to a packed polyclinic when you could have spent your time better by sleeping at home, all the way till noon? And not just once, but twice.
And she's really nice to me. Bought me an ankle guard when my ankle got screwed up, a bottle of nasal spray (which costs $17, no less. The one I bought previously costed about a quarter of that price and it obviously doesn't work) for my irritating-as-hell sinus problem. When I complained to her about how freakishly cold the design studio is, she gave me her Crescent Girls' windbreaker. Doesn't...really...help...but still yeah, it's the thought that counts and nothing looks erm...cooler than a guy wearing a Crescent Girls' windbreaker. Yeah. Even though I treat her even nicer, I'm not going to write it down because I'm a modest person and this post's about her, not an ego-pumper for myself.
She's just so different from the other girls, so unique. I know some of you are thinking "No, I have a friend who's also like that." Shut up, I'm in love, therefore Charmian's perfect. Ooops, not that I'm saying that I'm blinded by love, I'm just blinded by her awesomeness.
And I don't take what some people say about her looks, she looks great. She looks good in everything she wears. She is the reason why I think the old man upstairs is really unfair sometimes, it's like she gets all the looks and others get none (e.g. me. But at least I get some character points because I'm so nice to everyone around me and stuff like that, riggght?) Is it the incredibly combination of her eyebrows, eyelashes and the eyes? Eyelashes that curl so nicely and naturally that Maybeline better count themselves lucky that not everyone has lashes like that. And that cute little nose of hers, I swear her nose is the cutest one I have ever seen, just makes you want to tap it lightly with your finger. But the best part of her face is the cheeks. Forever blushed in a light shade of pink, I'm already used to people asking her "Eh, you put make-up issit?".
And no, you're not fat at all. Your figure is great. Why do girls always think they are fat when they are not? Simple, to get answers like this. "Your figure is awesome la, come on. Not fat at all." Hoho, but no la, seriously, she just looks damn pretty.
There are more of course, erm, yah. To be continued, gotta think of some more things to write about there are so much more things to praise her about that one blog post is not enough.
Summary: Charmian is the best.
And yes, I wrote everything myself, she didn't use my account to type everything out.