Now, this is the part where I pretend to be listening

Monday, August 28, 2006

How?

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How do some people still believe in bullshit like these? (Click on thumbnails to enlarge them)

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I understand that most of them are just paranoid and maybe some are just nice enough to inform me but I really hope they realise that these emails being pranks and nothing more than that.

You would definitely expect a major corporation like MSN to spell-check their "official" messages such as these, don't you?

And most importantly, I still have my Hotmail account and everything is still intact. From the FakeRolex spam rotting in my trashcan to my grammatically-disastrous email handle, everything's still there. Even though I didn't "forward to 15 other people within 24 hours, hurrrr".

If there's really too much Internet free time on your hands, go do something more fun instead. Like play iSketch or something.

Be prepared for lots of genitalia-related doodles though.

Saturday, August 26, 2006













You know that feeling of having a song stuck in your head, don't you? Surely you do, unless you're deaf. Wait a minute, then do deaf people have a smell or image stuck in their heads instead? I'm not really that interested to find out anyway.

Here's the song of the moment, it's the melody that just wouldn't go away. Just download it, trust me. If I bothered to take the effort to upload it, surely the song must be of some level of quality, right?

It's a cover by The Format, who I've mentioned months ago. Remember the retarded dogs comment? Scroll down a bit. I really can't see anyone outright hating the song, it's soft and nice, nothing potentially offensive in there. Maybe if you're the kind who's too hardcore and cool to like good pop songs then, maybe.

Title image taken from High Voltage Media, in case they decide to randomly surf around for cases of copyright infringement.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Fucking dicknuggets

I really like silkscreening and I intend to do it once in a while in the future but why the hell is it so unpredictable and frustrating? FUCK.

Also, to those who keep insisting that "Silkscreening's so easy! Just push the ink through the frame!", I would like to scrape your eyes with a cheese grater.

Saturday, August 05, 2006

An old friend returns

If there's anything I hate about jujitsu lessons is that I tend to look like I was brutally beaten up after them. Because of how rough and hard our gis are, it's not uncommon to have scratches all over your body and face. On the other hand, my skin is the smoothest it has ever been for...a very long time. Who knew that chokes and neck locks would provide such excellent exfoliating?

Also, Windy Groin was there today as well, still his usual creepy half-smiling self. I tried to minimise eye contact with him, I mean, what else other than "I'M NOT WEARING ANYTHING UNDERNEATH!" can I think of if I were to look at him? No, I didn't check if he still suffers from the lack of underpants.

Oh, and for some reason, the instructor referred to him as a "big guy" and he was neither fat nor bulky.