I was feeling hungry and slightly creative (not my favourite word in the world but you get what I mean) just now.
And that's not a good combination at all.

I rummaged through the kitchen and managed to find canned sardines, canned mushrooms, a carrot, a good amount of cheap supermarket cheese and spaghetti. Perfect for a weird (but filling!) baked pasta kind of dish. After around 15 minutes of work, I managed to produce this plate of culinary disgrace.

Click here for obviously-and-necessarily-edited photo of dish.

Kinda looks like a rotting corpse, I know. But how does it really look like when I'm eating it?

Something like this.

It now looks like a rotting corpse being cut open by a coroner with a pair of rusty old scissors while his assistant vomits into the gaping hole. After it was done, I added 2 packets of grated Pizza Hut cheese to my masterpiece to hide the taste of death and decay. But seriously, it tastes slightly better than it looks so it wasn't thhhaaaaaaaaaaat bad.

But it was so greasy that it felt like I died in my previous life drowned in a huge vat of lard and not even the entire process of reincarnation could get the oil out of my digestive system.

Will I eat it again if I have the chance though?

HHAHAHAHAHAHA, please. No.

ABURRRR?

I'm sorry for not updating for such a long time because I uhhhh my hand fell off and I couldn't type well. Seriously though, there are some people who visit this blog quite regularly and it's making me feel kinda bad for not giving them new content to read.

This may be the world's worst form of apology ever but here is an animated gif of a really really dissapointed kangaroo. Oh wait, it wouldn't even upload, says "filesize too big for our lousy ass server blablabla". So, heh heh, go run around the house or something and forget that you've ever seen this post.