Now, this is the part where I pretend to be listening

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Mirroring

Have you ever met someone who is 96.52% identical to you? The same bands, the same TV shows, the same jokes, the same attitude. This probably means that you're not as unique of a snowflake as you thought you were but that's not important now. I don't even know what to feel now but I'm glad that I have balls of copper. 300,642 more exp points to balls of brass and 789,231 more to steel.

Friday, April 13, 2007

Very interesting entry

It's impossible to stay fully awake at work for the first two hours after lunch, I think I spent the last hour drifting in and out of sweet blissful afternoon sleep while pretending to extract an image. Luckily, no one can see me dozing off.

I can't believe I'm blogging about work. It sucks and I'm only here because it pays for my addiction to Java Chip Frappacinos.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Asians

I have recently realised that most Westerners only consider the yellow, slant-eyed people as Asians. Vietnamese, Chinese and Korean are Asians whereas for example, Indians are...Indians.

I think this is how an average American views the world:

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I'm no feverishly anti-American pseudo-political retard of course. Here's how an eighteen year old Singapore girl sees the world:

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Still, she's probably slightly more well-informed than the North Koreans:

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Come to think of it, I think why Westerners tend to refer to us as Asians is because they can't tell the difference between a Korean and a Japanese. To be honest, neither can I.