I love oysters...

...But not when there are louse-looking creatures crawling in and out of the barnacles and holes in the shells. I saw a few tiny grey creatures moving around on my plate of jumbo (no fucking exaggeration here) oysters and at first sight, I thought they were fruit flies from the lemon wedges but damn it, they were some kind of weird sea louse bug.

We sent an oyster back, fully expecting a refund or apology of some kind but the waitress came back with the excuse "Orh because you are supposed to taste the ocean that's why got these insects don't worry it's normal lor." Fucking brilliant, she will be a worthy addition to any company's PR department.

With that being said, I finished up the oysters anyway. Weren't that fresh but hey, oysters.