Now, this is the part where I pretend to be listening

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Oom

Bangkok was an enjoyable experience although I would have done more exploring if I had the choice. The shopping and eating (the cockles salad was SO fucking good) were good but the real fun was in talking to other people.

This cab driver and I were having a pretty friendly conversation and we got to the topic of his daughter and the following ensued:

Me:
So what's your daughter's name?
Driver:
Oom. Her name is Oom.
Me:
Oh, what does that mean?
Driver:
Oom is like *makes cupping gesture with hands, like carrying a baby*
Jules & I:
(Oh how sweet.)
Driver:
Oom is also like how you *cupping gesture* your girlfriend.
Jules & I:
(WHAT THE FUCK???)
I'm sure there are other things to write about but I can't seem to recall anything right now, other than the bloody delicious cockles salad.

5 Comments:

At 3:34 PM, Blogger OMGWTFJULES said...

Ohhhh yeh, the cockles salad was damn fucking good. But waait! How'd I know that SINCE I ONLY GOT TO EAT THE CHOPPED ONIONS?! -_-

*points. YOU LYING!

 
At 4:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

COCKLES SALAD??? WTF WHO THOUGHT OF THAT SHIT

 
At 11:16 PM, Blogger nongnongdongfongbong said...

Kelvin: It's not really a traditional salad with lettuce and Thousand Island but just lots of spices and dressing.

Jules: Go away.

 
At 9:45 AM, Blogger ranon said...

you mean like cupping your balls? hahaha! i do actually read your blog you know!

 
At 4:27 AM, Blogger nongnongdongfongbong said...

Ranon: Why would...why would you...want to...cup...balls? Oh God don't tell me why.

I still have your blog bookmarked but I gave up checking it because of how INCREDIBLY FREQUENT AND OFTEN the updates are.

 

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