The Army is tough on Dengue fever

We get briefed on preventions for Dengue fever very often because the Army sure as hell doesn't want any cases of Dengue to occur on the island where boys become men and men like boys. They always tell us to check for bodies of stagnant water or potential spots where water can gather in, the standard procedures to prevent the pesky idiots from literally bugging us.

They also briefed us about how we are supposed to wear the long-sleeved uniform instead of the short-sleeved one because of course, mosquitoes can't eat through the shirt. All these were told to us in the evening while we were all seated, surrounded by grass fields and drains. While wearing the standard attire for evenings and mornings: T-shirts and shorts.

I had to edit the grammar a little, I was getting used to not having to think.