My little sister

Whenever I'm home for dinner, the normal routine after the meal is to disturb Avery until she gets angry or frustrated. In that case, we'll just leave her alone for an hour and she'll forget why she got pissy in the first place. It wasn't any different today but I got bored after five minutes of poking her in the sides while repeating "Fat, fat, fat" incessantly so I ended up reaching for the old photo albums.

Avery isn't exactly fat and ugly, in fact she's rather pretty because good looks, like diarrohea runs in the genes. Here's a recent photo of her praying to I have no idea what the fuck.



Wasn't lying, was I? She's definitely not ugly but Goddamn if she doesn't know how to spoil photos by being downright appalling.

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If this was uploaded onto SFOGS, thousands of dumb secondary kids would have had the pus scared out of them.



See her expression? See the toilet lid behind her? Yup, she was crying while shitting.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.

Okay, that was a really bad photograph. But to make it fair, in case she figures out how to use the Internet for other purposes that's not some dumbass Barbie Doll flash game and somehow finds her way to my blog, here's something to show her that this post isn't just about making fun of her.



Goodness, who is this adorable gentleman?

Show's over. I will continue blogging about Perth in my next entry, this was just an excuse to post the photo of Avery with chocolate all over her face. In fact, it kinda looks like she just ate whatever Avery in image three has produced.

EDIT:

HAHAH my sister got pissed off. To appease her, I have uploaded a very special photo of myself. I am so going to regret this someday.