List of ladies I shouldn't be finding attractive but I am because I am mildly retarded

1. Brody Dale (from The Distillers)

She WILL stuff her boots down your throat if you forgot her birthday, she wouldn't hesitate about scraping your gums off with a rusty nail if you come home late. Don't even bother about looking at other girls if you treasure the fact that your testicles are connected to your body. But it will probably be worth it.

(from http://www.themodernage.org)

Oh yah, she would probably scare the hell of your relatives when she does that "punk rock grrrl" thing with the makeup and whatnot but without how does she look like without all that?

(from wikipedia)






An incredibly cute girl, that is. Quite the change huh? Oh yeah, that is quite the body too.

2. Megan McCormick (from many many many travel shows)

(taken from http://www.meganmccormick.com/)
I respect the dedication taken for those guys to set the website but damn it. I thought me making this post would be creepy enough already)



If you're the kind who actually watches Discovery lifestyle (like me), you will have probably seen her somewhere before. Definitely not the glossy magazines kind of girl but it's impossible to watch her shows and NOT have some kind of hopeless crush on her. She probably wasn't too successful in the beginning as a travel host because her huge forehead couldn't fit into the planes' door. But seriously though, she's the kind of girl who will grow on you. And definitely someone your parents would be happier to meet than pnkrckgal_1979.

3. Lois Griffin (from The Family Guy)

(from www.tbs.com)











Oh come on, you have thought about it before, don't lie. (Only applies to those who watch Family Guy)

http://www.friendsofbright.com/

Excellent way of capturing the advertising-desensitised public's attention. Am I the only one who clicked at the man's groin after he finished his introduction? (not gay)

For the love of all the gods in the religious world, please do a scandisk of your major hard disks every once in a while if you treasure your data. Go to your drive's Properties menu and under Tools, click on Check Now. Or even better, defragment it when you really have the time. Why didn't anyone remind me about it earlier?

I have killed 4 cockroaches in the last few days, 3 of them were the small little brown ones and the one I smashed was a big black flying one. For some reason, I feel really guilty. It's almost as if I have massacred their whole family. To my defense, the little ones were going through my cupboard of food and the big one was flying around.

In fact, the big cockroach was resting on the wall and I was joking to my sister how it might fly around because everyone is afraid of an airborne cockroach, trust me. Apparently, it shares a common sense of humour with me and it flew RIGHT SMACK into my sister's face. Of course, like any other good brother, I almost woke the neighbourhood up with laughter.

But, oh trust me, cockroaches are not the worst insects. This is absolutely terrifying.
I'm glad that they don't live in Singapore...do they?