List of ladies I shouldn't be finding attractive but I am because I am mildly retarded

1. Brody Dale (from The Distillers)

She WILL stuff her boots down your throat if you forgot her birthday, she wouldn't hesitate about scraping your gums off with a rusty nail if you come home late. Don't even bother about looking at other girls if you treasure the fact that your testicles are connected to your body. But it will probably be worth it.

(from http://www.themodernage.org)

Oh yah, she would probably scare the hell of your relatives when she does that "punk rock grrrl" thing with the makeup and whatnot but without how does she look like without all that?

(from wikipedia)






An incredibly cute girl, that is. Quite the change huh? Oh yeah, that is quite the body too.

2. Megan McCormick (from many many many travel shows)

(taken from http://www.meganmccormick.com/)
I respect the dedication taken for those guys to set the website but damn it. I thought me making this post would be creepy enough already)



If you're the kind who actually watches Discovery lifestyle (like me), you will have probably seen her somewhere before. Definitely not the glossy magazines kind of girl but it's impossible to watch her shows and NOT have some kind of hopeless crush on her. She probably wasn't too successful in the beginning as a travel host because her huge forehead couldn't fit into the planes' door. But seriously though, she's the kind of girl who will grow on you. And definitely someone your parents would be happier to meet than pnkrckgal_1979.

3. Lois Griffin (from The Family Guy)

(from www.tbs.com)











Oh come on, you have thought about it before, don't lie. (Only applies to those who watch Family Guy)