10 Years Ago...

This afternoon, an old primary school friend of mine sent me scans of his old autograph book which every kid used to bring to school after major examinations so that all his classmates can write nonsense and doodle penises in it. Let me present to you, the genius of an 11-year-old Arthur Koh.



That's right, I used to be one of those "Girls are yucky" boys. Also, "Favourite Food: Western Food". At least, my least favourite piece of food still stands true. Note that "Jun Yi" is the owner of the book so you can see me sucking up to him to my best efforts on this page, even though I called him a fruit.



Same book but written a year later. You can see my taste in food evolving from "Western Food" to "Hawaiian Pizza" but I still didn't see the light in the form of girls and the pleasure they bring you.



"Favourite Actor: Brad Pitt"?
Definitely gay.



I don't know.



Come on, I was "11+".



Here's sometink really cool, writing in painful detail about your good friend! Odd to see my 11-year-old self making incest jokes but censoring "dirty words".