Premier League Champions

That's right, that's a capital C on "Champions", because it's a proper title and it belongs to Manchester United. The best part was Bolton's 92nd minute equaliser against Chelsea, which means that "The Blues" didn't even manage to win their last match which could have won them the league HAHAHAHAHAHAAH. NINETY-SECOND MINUTE HAHAHAHAHAHA. When the camera panned onto the Chelsea fans looking all upset and shocked, I started laughing and twenty minutes now, I'm still beaming.

Prior to this, I've always thought of schadenfreude as a one of those foreign words that morons use to sound smart but now, I'm fully understanding its meaning. HAHAAHHAH CHELSEA 1, BOLTON 1.

What's sweeter was the conversation with Jules, an ardent Chelsea fan who would suck off the entire first, reserve and youth team if presented the chance. After laughing in her face for the first five minutes, we moved onto other topics (which she was only too happy to) and she mentioned how her hair is coming off while she was combing it.

Jules: Oh my God, I'm losing so much hair.
Me: YOU LOST THE LEAGUE AS WELL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Edit: And it continues,

Me: ...HAHAHAHA okay okay okay, let's talk about something else. How was your mahjong game?
Jules: (Relieved) Not so good, I lost ten dolla-
Me: NOT THE ONLY THING YOU LOST TODAY HAHAHAHAHAH.