How it feels to get Jew'd (Part 2)
This is, of course, a continuation of Part 1, where a Jewish girl took my $400USD in exchange for an iPod Touch that never arrived. A week or so after that post, a forum member who happens to work in her university's IT department managed to get us (Kevin Gorman being the other sad, gullible bastard) the sellers' student email address and the contact details of the campus police and head of the IT department.
So, we emailed the sellers (There's Justin and her girlfriend, Elizabeth Woody/Lisa Tsibur) with the following email:
The people at SA Mart have pushed this far...to get your IP addresses and the courses you're doing...just return us our money before this whole thing escalates...I might as well tell you that we are able to contact...the NDSU Campus Police, as well as...the ITS Security Officer.
Severely shortened, of course. The rest is just, looking back, pretty retarded posturing and threatening from my part but hey, it worked! Two days after that email was sent, Justin replied with the following:
"Your ipod has been sent. It was sent last week. Elizabeth was supposed to send them, but she left the country for Ukraine (she's originally from there) and failed to inform me that they hadn't been sent. Yours should arrive in a few days, if it is not there already. I'm really sorry about the delays, it was a misunderstanding between her and I."
Ahh, interesting. Still doesn't explain some things though, so I pressed on and here's his reply:
"Lisa told me that she would take care of answering PMs and sending the units, and obviously, she failed to do so. You've only sent me one email-- which I responded to as soon as I could, I was out of town--, if I am not mistaken, and Lisa is in Ukraine at her grandmother's house, so she doesn't have internet access.
And I think that her PayPal account is under the same name. Also, she was bumping my thread since it is customary to only bump your own thread once or twice.
Also, have you received your unit yet? It should be there soon."
That means, Lisa/Elizabeth posted in his "[FOR SALE] iPod Touch 32G" thread to bump it to the top of the list, under the guise of an interested buyer. Still pretty shady, but not as bad as what we thought.
But wait, why is Elizabeth Woody = Lisa Tsibur? Here's what he said after I emailed him about it:
"Ahh, I can see how that is confusing. Lisa (which is short for Elizabeth) moved to the US from Ukraine. She was born as Elizabeth Tsibur, however, her father died, and so when her mother married an American missionary, whose last name was Woody, she took his name as her last name. She uses the two interchangeably."
Well, you can't make that shit up. Then again, Justin might have but I was too tired at that time so I just gave him the benefit of the doubt, as long as I get my stuff.
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Despite me writing so much about Justin and his girlfriend (who has never contacted me at all), this post is really about vPost.
They Jew'd me.
The whole concept behind vPost is that you save on shipping from the US or Japan because you're able to consolidate a few items before they get sent over here to Singapore so you pay for just one base shipping charge, and the only thing that increases is the charge for the items' weight. Unless you're shipping a Puerto Rican wife over, the weight costs shouldn't be more than a few dollars and even if you are shipping a chica over, it would be worth it eh, eh eh, you get what I mean, eh? Eh? I meant sex, eh? Eh? Get it?
So, for my iPod and two shirts, which weigh a lot less than a Latina (even if she's not the stereotypically curvaceous kind), everything would've added up to $22.40, in SGD. However, there's this GST that they charge for items over USD400 and I didn't read about it until I was asked to pay up. I end up having to pay $61.62 for the shipping of an iPod and two dress shirts. Not sure how much I managed to save with vPost.
Till now, I'm still not sure if Justin is shipping me an actual iPod or just an empty box with a note inside saying "YOU GOT JEW'D, AGAIN!", which in that case, I will fly over to North Dakota and personally execute the Final Solution on him. Yes, I went there.
What can we deduce about Arthur from this entire ordeal?
1) He is gullible as fuck. Trusts people too easily, online, no less.
2) He is illiterite as fuck. Can't reed instructions on vPost.
3) He is gay as fuck. Shops for dress shirts online. In my defense, they were fucking cheap alright?
2 Comments:
i say 4!
4) he is making a lot of hot sex all the time!
"I'm still not sure if Justin is shipping me an actual iPod or just an empty box with a note inside saying "YOU GOT JEW'D, AGAIN!"
I guess thats probably the case. U fag!
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