Old friends

I met up with a bunch of childhood playmates from 1996 - 1999 for supper just now and it's apparent that we don't have much in common anymore. It's always a little sad when this happens; guys you used to spend so many idle afternoons with are just casual acquaintances now and we probably won't recognise each other on the streets.

However, there were still laughs to be had, especially when we started talking about we were like in primary school. Apparently, this happened when we were playing void deck football and my friend got a ball kicked full-forced into his stomach by another friend.

Victim: Groan groan (Genuine pain by the way)

Perpetrator: Shit, I'm so sorry, how bad does it hurt?"

Victim: Groan groan I told you not to kick the ball so hard. (Seriously in pain, I have to emphasise this)

Perpetrator: Hey I kicked the ball from pretty far away, alright?

Me: (Runs into the argument) PRECISELY, THAT'S WHY IT HURTS BLABLA SOME FLAWED PHYSICS THEORY BLABLA FUCKING HELL THE FURTHER IT IS THE MORE IT HURTS.

It's nice to see that I was a dick even before puberty. Shows that assholes are born, not moulded.