I'M LOVIN' IT!

Unfortunately, this is a real McDonalds' ad from India. I really wonder if anyone from the agency just took a step back and said "Uhh guys, this is fucking creepy."

I don't know how this will actually go over in India as white skin is a sign of nobility (their wonderful caste system which apparently still exists today) but there's a difference between "Handsome Aryan-blooded Bollywood actors" and "Creepy pale mannequin baby that will appear in my nightmares crawling towards me", surely.

In fact, they remind me of some old Victorian photographs of dead people where they have EYES painted on their closed eyelids so that they look alive. Like a "one last photograph" kind of thing, you know? But of course, things are just not the same. I don't have a link handy and I'm quite thankful for that because those photos are incredibly scary. Really, trust me on that.

Read more about the adorable baby Ronald here.