There was this spider in the toilet, striding up its web very swiftly with a catch in its forelegs (or mouth). I didn't look that closely to confirm because it might jump into my eye and hatch eggs in there. The way the spider climbed up was so graceful and fascinating to watch even though it was in quite a hurry because of a gigantic two-legged creature staring at it. The catch was one of those small toilet flies that probably taste like shit because that's what they eat but poor spider doesn't know any better.

Kind of reminds me of supermodels who look gorgeous but yet, what they eat is probably as shitty as well. Okay, I just pulled that one out of my ass and it was total bullshit. All I wanted to do is to link an ordinary everyday occurrence to a statement that is somewhat thought-provoking so I can look smarter.

Also, there are quite a number of fecal references in this post. I'm proud of myself.