Not sure why I found it so amusing

As I was returning home, I saw this skinny 20-something guy, more hair than meat, with his earphones plugged into a MacBook which he carried under his arms. He was one of those people who smile and bounce when they walk, as if he's going home to Scarlett Johansson laying down on the bed in black lacy lingerie. After a while, he opened the MacBook and did something in iTunes.

I thought, "Biggest iPod ever" and smiled to myself. Even though he looked like a complete dork, he must have been very "U LaUgH bEcAusE Im DifFerENt, I lAuGh BEcAuSe u r AlL ThE SaMe"