Not homophobic, I swear

So...in a rather unsurprising piece of news, Lance Bass has pranced out of the closet. You know, that guy from N'Sync, the one that's not Justin Timberlake, the slim one, the fat one or the other fat one?

This does nothing but to further strengthen my suspicion that record labels always insert a gay guy in there when forming boy bands. I mean, let's just look at some examples.

Dick on the images to enlarge them.



Of course, our hero of the day, subtly highlighted for recognition's sake.



I remember him as the guy who was always looking out into blank space broodingly.



He and Ronan Keating were the only ones who sang, seriously. The other three were there to make up the industry's prerequisite of 5 heads of embarrassing 90s' hair.

Of course, I might have missed out on some other bands (I'm kinda surprised that no one from A1 has came out yet OH WAIT NO ONE REMEMBERS THEM ANYMORE OOOH) but now, I shall do a little forecasting on today's most popular boyband.



I don't actually know any of them (damn kids and your music nowadays) so I just picked one at random.



Also, isn't it kind of ironic that these girls turned out to be straight? I love the music industry.